poo numero un

Welcome, my name is Bob Bobs and this is my poo blog. Here you will see pictures of my poo and read interesting tidbits about my poo. I really don't like going poo as it is an inconvenience, plus I don't like the feeling afterward - I often have to stand still for a minute or two until I feel normal again - stupid poo. Nonetheless I figured since I have to poo I may as well share my poo with the rest of the world. Enjoy!





January 06, 2010: My first poo (well not really my first, I figure this is probably in the neighborhood of my 12,500th poo). Anyway, as you can see this poo is actually two. Although this poo looks like a nice simple poo to make I actually had to briefly grab the side of the toilet seat when this poo made the exit - specifically the larger of the two poos you see (the one to the right).





January 12, 2010: Ahh, the joy of figuring out how to take a better poo picture with a new camera. Compared to poo number one the detail really pops in this second poo.

Although this most recent poo is quite similar to poo number one the keen eye will notice that this poo was quite a long poo. Not sure if you can see from this angle, but the smaller section is still attached to the bottom section - this is all one poo that folded sharply (almost broke into two) when this poo smacked the toilet. Unfortunately this poo was quite straight and headed directly for the drain hole so a large portion is hidden from view. I estimate the total length of this poo to be about 12 inches. This is not uncommon for me to create poos of this length. Hopefully I will again make another continuous poo that wraps itself around the inside bottom of the toilet (like a wreath) - that seems to happen every few years - it is really impressive to see a single poo of that size.





January 22, 2010: It has been ten days since I had a poo worthy of being photographed. I really wanted to show you a poo three but they just all looked the same, not in a racist way, but my healthy diet creates regular boring poo. Until now...

I asked for it, unfortunately. This f*ck!n poo hurt, plain and simple. Just look at the red streak of blood on that little poo to the right and the blood splatter on the toilet bowl above and to the left. Although the main poo had quite a girth I think it was the "h-word" that caused the pain in the poo chute.





January 23, 2010: There's a party in my toilet. Don't you want go to the party? Everyone's having fun, just look at curly sue - she's on top of the world!